Friday, April 01, 2005

Go West, Young Sociopath

This guy has a pretty funny take on one of my favourite old-time computer games. Sample excerpt:

"I had collected 2363 pounds of meat. A successful kill, no doubt. I had most likely wiped out several breeds of each species I took down, and I wasn’t sorry about a goddamned one of them. Unfortunately, with only my lazy ex girlfriends there to help me carry the fruits of my slaughter back to the wagon, I was able to salvage a mere 200 pounds. Numerous dead animal corpses were left behind to rot. The animals died not so that we as a group could eat another day, but so I could feel satisfied. A window popped up informing me my rampage was over."

Headlines du Jour

The Pope is dying and a Florida woman is still not being allowed to rest in peace, but as far as I'm concerned, these are the headlines of the day:

Pat Buchanan doused with salad dressing

Ms. Wheelchair stripped of title for standing up


I suppose I should be happy - reporting on stuff like this pushes the war on Social Security to the back burner!