Go West, Young Sociopath

This guy has a pretty funny take on one of my favourite old-time computer games. Sample excerpt:

"I had collected 2363 pounds of meat. A successful kill, no doubt. I had most likely wiped out several breeds of each species I took down, and I wasn’t sorry about a goddamned one of them. Unfortunately, with only my lazy ex girlfriends there to help me carry the fruits of my slaughter back to the wagon, I was able to salvage a mere 200 pounds. Numerous dead animal corpses were left behind to rot. The animals died not so that we as a group could eat another day, but so I could feel satisfied. A window popped up informing me my rampage was over."