Spammity-Spam

These days, I seem to be averaging about 25 spam emails a day in my various inboxes. Luckier than most, I guess, though it still ticks me off when any of my precious time is wasted, even if it's a couple of seconds per email. Every once in a while, though, I get one that I actually appreciate. Here's today's:

FW : What do people with big pen1ses eat for breakfast? I bet you don't know....

I especially like how the tone shifts from the original, testosteroned, body-part mockery to that of a provocation from a catty, faux-worldly high school slut. (For the record, my response would probably be far more direct and far less printable that what she would expect, but then, a) I've had more time to think about it than my fictional, slutty challenger, and b) she is fictional, which kinda takes the *snap!* out of it...)

As fun as that one was, my all-time favourite spam remains the out-loud-laugh-inducing:

Too young to get drunk and see pussy?

... mostly because the accompanying text was even funnier than the title.

So, my future spammers, take note: I seem to be drawn to forthrightly smutty and/or profane subjects. If you must clog my inbox, send me more of those. :)