Pizza Scandal

Unbelievable: Canada Immigration Minister Quits in Pizza Scandal
"Canadian Immigration Minister Judy Sgro, already embroiled in a scandal over favors given to a Romanian stripper, resigned on Friday after a pizza shop owner said she reneged on a promise to give him asylum in Canada in exchange for free pizza."

You know, I think less offended by the corruption itself than by the carrot she was seeking. Free pizza?!? C'mon guys - dream big! How 'bout free pizza with unlimited toppings, at least?

*sigh*