How can you have any 'Podding if you don't eat your Mac?

See, they almost had me. But a quick glance at the fine print* reveals the dealbreaker for me:

"Do not eat iPod shuffle."

Feh to that, sez me! Note the feedback link in the right-hand column? Consider this the official launch of the MAKE IT EDIBLE! campaign!


*Here's a thought: How soon before the famously litigious Apple starts suing websites that refer to it as "tasty"?