Haiku and Ebert

*ahem*

Witty, clear, concise;
There ain't nothing better than
Haiku film reviews:

"E.T. :)
performed miracles,
was killed by feds, rose again
... sound familiar?"

STAR WARS ATTACK OF THE CLONES :(
How long will it take
for Star Wars fans to realize
that the Dark Side won?

WAKING NED DEVINE :)
Call me a cynic
but inflation's going to
tear that town apart.

THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST :(
We just couldn't watch,
but our friend suffered for us.
"It was god awful."